Tess, this is the deal in a nutshell. Some guy who called himself Billy Jones opened a Twitter account @InjunctionSuper and spread what appears to be some nasty rumours…
… saying things like Jeremy Clarkson’s been slapped with an injunction because he (Jeremy) apparently threatened to release naughty pics of himself and Jemima Khan. Other supposed illicit affairs involving Ryan Giggs, Gordon Ramsay, a UK Big Brother star and an actor called Hugh have also been ‘revealed’.
Pretty naughty bottom-spanking, booby-tweaking stuff if you asked me. I read them on Twitter last night just as I was dozing off and while they seemed pretty convincing are probably not true. There was just too much detail.
Well I think, no-one would have taken much notice in such a short period of time had Jemima Khan not opened her mouth to start squealing like a stuffed pig.
… in denial, she went on and on and on again; that she had just gotten back from a dinner party at the Clarkson’s home, that they’re great friends blah blah and even retweeted a tweet she supposedly received from Jeremy’s wife apparently confirming their support through this ordeal. Or something like that.
Then practically every newspaper in Britain jumped on the bandwagon. Reams and bytes of news exploded like fireworks on Chinese New year.